Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
Two kinds of people.
Your 20s Brilliantly Explained in Charts
these are the truest things I’ve ever seen.
THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
- an asshole
- a goose
this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese
Why are you hating on geese?
Aww don't say that why is a shithole ?
Hahah because I basically live in the middle of nowhere. Not much goes on where I live, and there definitely aren’t a lot of lgbtq people here.
Are you single ? If so why?
Yes, because I live in a shithole probably. I don’t know honestly.
I hope so. So can I ask a personal question?
Oh I'm sorry :( I hope she gets better
It’s okay. Everything will be alright. :)
Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS.
Gay people literally act like dogs when they see other dogs.